Dirty chat up lines

Dirty chat up lines

Visitors keep on asking me some dirty chat up lines. So what you ask is what you get!


Be warned that for having a successful date, you are much better off using cute chat up lines. Maybe you could try these chat up lines in a club where people "don’t like to waste any time chatting"…


When used during on line dating, make sure you add lots of smiley left and write from your pick up line in order to be able to continue chatting :-) Unless you are in dirty chat rooms, nobody you just started dating really likes dirty chat.


Top 10 most dirty chat up lines


  1. Do you want to play army? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
  2. I am not a Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.
  3. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
  4. What’s a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  5. Do you know what a man with a 12 inch dick has for breakfast? No? Well, I have bacon and eggs…
  6. That dress looks shit – I think you should take it off immediately.
  7. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  8. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!!!
  9. How about you sit down on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
  10. Dirty chat up line for use in a noisy pub or club: I’m going outside to make out, care to join me?


Please leave a comment when you want to add more dirty chat lines. For a successful date we repeat you better find some cute, good and free chat up lines!


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Im female and I love Bondage.Id love to talk to some one.

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