How to seduce a cougar
If you want to know how to seduce a cougar, you are by now cougar prey already… Let me tell you how the cougar grabs her date!
Cougar facts
Real cougars usually hunt at night. The cougars you think you can seduce also hunt at night and are after the younger men. In Asia we call it hunting for toy boys 
In the dating scene, cougars are forty-something women who are:
- single,
- financially independent and always
- on the lookout for relationships with younger men.
Cougars are on the top of the food-chain and don’t need tips for dating a younger man at all.
And rest assured, they look far much better than in the cougar cartoon below
Unlike in the cartoon above, you will find busty cougars who do look sexy:
- they usually wear clothes they’re a bit too old for…
- they wear cougar shoes that have preferably high, high heels
- they dye their white hairs and
- they wear lots of jewelry.
Tips for dating a cougar
All you need to do is being willing prey and the cougar will do the rest. It’s as easy as that because this is what the cougar wants:
- young men
- tight buns,
- strong muscles,
- lots of natural stamina
If this sounds a bit too explicit for you, then you never hang around in bars with guys only it seems. When was the last time you wanted a date that’s smart, warm hearted and all that marriage material?
Who qualifies as willing prey?
- men that have the same age of the daughter the cougar should have (if you get the idea…)
- men that are fed up with taking all the steps needed to get a date.
What’s in it for both?
The perfect date without any effort
What is a cougar?
Glossary :
Cougars
- cougars: single, financially independent women who make more money than men. In her 40′s, sometimes divorced and with cubs and of course: hunting for prey
- cubs: women in their 20′s
- pumas: women in their 30′s: no more a cub, not yet a cougar
Prey
- whitetail deer: a cougar’s preference: men in their 20′s
- roadkill: one-night stands
- endangered species: nice guys
- domesticated livestock: married men
- gurus: male cougar, not to be hunted!
Dating women and tips
If you want to know more about dating women, you could learn from the best!
Just get your mind set to be a toy boy, and you are on your way to get dated. You will learn much more than any helpful dating tips for teens can teach you!
If you still want to know more tips about how to seduce a cougar, then you are missing the point: the cougar knows!
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